Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
Rating : PG-13
Category : Slash
Genre : Humor
Words : 99
Main Pairing : Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
Timeline : Post-Deathly Hallows
Summary : Harry has found a surrogate mother, much to the chagrin of Ron.
Warnings : Language
Category : Slash
Genre : Humor
Words : 99
Main Pairing : Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
Timeline : Post-Deathly Hallows
Summary : Harry has found a surrogate mother, much to the chagrin of Ron.
Warnings : Language
“I’m so gonna regret this…”
“Shut up, Ron. This is important for me.”
“Important?”
“Yeah!! She was a great help in the war.”
“Which one? The fucking Crusades?”
“She’s a mother to us all.”
“Whatever you say, Harry.”
“You don’t talk about a mother like that!”
“Oh fucking please…”
“It’s beginning!!”
“Welcome to the “This-Is-Really-The-Last-One-So-Help-Me-God-Tour.” For the first time in Hogsmeade: The Queen of Kitsch, The Goddess of Gays, The Princess of Plastic. Here’s our Golden Girl : Miss Cher!!!!”
“If I could turn back time…"
“Well, there is a device, and I wish I brought it with me…”
“Ron!!”
“Shut up, Ron. This is important for me.”
“Important?”
“Yeah!! She was a great help in the war.”
“Which one? The fucking Crusades?”
“She’s a mother to us all.”
“Whatever you say, Harry.”
“You don’t talk about a mother like that!”
“Oh fucking please…”
“It’s beginning!!”
“Welcome to the “This-Is-Really-The-Last-One-So-Help-Me-God-Tour.” For the first time in Hogsmeade: The Queen of Kitsch, The Goddess of Gays, The Princess of Plastic. Here’s our Golden Girl : Miss Cher!!!!”
“If I could turn back time…"
“Well, there is a device, and I wish I brought it with me…”
“Ron!!”